
as i walked out of fantastic sams and down lagrange road i got screamed at and called a dyke. as i was holding my boyfriends hand. he let go and started running across the street. i grabbed his shirt as he was swearing left and right.
“call my girlfriend a mother fucking dyke one more time and ur ass is mine.”
“ill chop ur nuts off and shove em up ur ass.”
hes fighting for me, and he cares. he actually fucking cares. he loves me for me and thats not changing any time soon. i gots myself a keeper.
me:
i love french fries.
dad: well they dont love you.
me: they always love me...!
dad: YOU EAT THEM AND THEY DIE.
dad: well they dont love you.
me: they always love me...!
dad: YOU EAT THEM AND THEY DIE.
“that moment: when my kitty knocks me over in front of my boyfriend yelling MINE”
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